Jingle All the Way

Jingle All the Way is a 1997 film directed by Brian Levant.

Ahnuld Quotes for the Ages
Ted: Howard. They say it might get icy later. You might wanna wrap some chains around those tires. Howard Langston: [under his breath] Maybe I should wrap some chains around you. Ted: What?

Howard Langston: Can I talk to my wife? Ted: I think she is in the shower Howard, do you want me to check? Howard Langston: NO!

Howard Langston: Cookies? Who told you you could eat my cookies? Put that cookie down. NOW!

Howard Langston: He got two! He got two!

Howard Langston: I'm not a pervert! I was just looking for a Turbo Man doll!

Howard Langston: It's Turbo Time!

Howard Langston: Jamie!

Jamie Langston: [in awe] He knows my name!